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lolol

 

The only people you can trust on this game is the rich white folks that get robbed.

 

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See one cracked out whore ask me to follow her round the corner..

 

Obviously some set up, pull out the shotty and two guys run around the corner then start screaming he's got a gun  :rofl:  :rofl:

 

 

Kill them both and the bitch on the floor crying, had to kill her as well

 

unluck

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Just bought a cinema

loooooooooooool

 

Fahk Guys are talking about losing 20 mill/ 25k in a brief case and im out here robbing guys just so I can afford to go strip club.

 

Need to get stuck in properly. Havent even done a heist yet

lol trust 

 

this was me until today

 

am i the only one that was pissed that after the 1st heist mike cleared his debt with our takings

 

chief

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Just bought a cinema

loooooooooooool

 

Fahk Guys are talking about losing 20 mill/ 25k in a brief case and im out here robbing guys just so I can afford to go strip club.

 

Need to get stuck in properly. Havent even done a heist yet

lol trust 

 

this was me until today

 

am i the only one that was pissed that after the 1st heist mike cleared his debt with our takings

 

chief

£4m ya kna.

Love the way you assemble crews & plan heists.

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lolol

 

The only people you can trust on this game is the rich white folks that get robbed.

 

/

 

See one cracked out whore ask me to follow her round the corner..

 

Obviously some set up, pull out the shotty and two guys run around the corner then start screaming he's got a gun  :rofl:  :rofl:

 

 

Kill them both and the bitch on the floor crying, had to kill her as well

 

unluck

 

 

ahhhhh I attempted to "help" this same bitch...was thinking...hmmm is this a set up...walked with her anyway two twos the bruddas jumped out...I just splurrrted...fuck getting into a ting with them.

 

Did some next hero shit, this woman was just robbed of her purse...so I chased the bruddah down in the whip, n ran him over. c*nt got up, buss a couple shots at me, then I ran him over again dedding his clart. anyway...after walking around like an idiot, I finally find the purse +$2000, so I was like sweeeeeet....then came up the ting about whether I wanted to return it, or keep it...so me being an eeeeeeedjiot I return it to the woman -$1800

 

I was pissssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeed.

 

NO c*nt is getting help now, or if I do im keeping shit!

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Got the call from Amanda, she was having some issues in some store.

 

Game gave option of whether to help her or not....bearing in mind, this is after I had found her banging the tennis coach...so I said f*ck it...f*ck her, I aint helping her with sh*t...she rants about "fine...well the lawyer fees are coming out of your account"

 

I was like meeeeeeeeeh....n didn't pay it no mind....few hours later now, im just driving around n then I see -$5000 come up in the corner...I was like WTF??!! was it a speed camera or sutting...

 

*beep beep* text message...."ha told you you would be paying...you should have helped me!!"

 

raaaaaaaaaaage!!

 

She had better hope there are no life/death decisions to be made in the game!

 

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Anyone been on yourdeadfamily.com?

Put my real name and age in there it told me 'cross referencing your family name with census reports, it appears that you had a relative who as a youngster in 1839 invented baseball by drawing a diamond shhaped field and convincing local townspeople to be part is the most boring sport on earth'

Lolsmh.

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