kurious Posted March 16, 2012 Report Share Posted March 16, 2012 I felt the sting before I heard the buzz, swear I pushed it into me deeper like wtf is that. Now im all twitching and sh*t looking for the antidote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 Ungrateful bastards some of these bees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seydou Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 I felt the sting before I heard the buzz, swear I pushed it into me deeper like wtf is that. Now im all twitching and sh*t looking for the antidote. :jackoff: 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 weekend tv is so sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 Not if you're a football fan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 so my old mans walking back from the pub late last night, hes had a few. he's almost home and he sees a fox, its been hit by a car, there's blood everywhere and its backend is demolished. Buts its still alive in a bad way and obviously suffering. He decides this aint right and some kind of euthanasia is in order. He contemplates a well placed stamp but decides, as he's close to home, fetching some kind of implement to do the job properly would be best. He grabs a cricket bat from the garage and dashes back to the animal who's still alive and still suffering, he gives the poor creature its last rights and finishes it off with an almighty blow to the base of its skull. He starts to stroll back home content that his work as a servant of mercy is done, then either cos someone called them or they happened to be driving by, the old bill roll up on him and see a large inebriated man with a blood stained cricket bat. somehow he talks his way out of being tasered and he and the coppers go back and look at the fox, they give him a lift home and deliver him to the wrath of my mother, who's already pissed cos he's like 12 hours late. >>>>>>dad dad>>>>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 ur dad is a g he done it properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 i wanna yak this older lighty across my road, balls deep the bummy paygun shes with needs to flee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 Nothing about that post that wasn't funny^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Mar Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 anti-vent went to the park this morning watched a pub league match quite enjoyed it football>>>>>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 aye man I lost my brand new glasses because of that bee, I need those to drive. MUD + respect to ur pops Skeng. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 ur dad is a g he done it properly yeah I swear a lot of people wouldnt take the time / have the stomach to finish it off or the ability to talk the police out of arresting them a young guy in that situation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Planet Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 I can potentially go blind in my left eye I believe it is because the NHS won't do something as simple as remove my tonsils with some urgency Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 NHS is so sh*t been meaning to go bupa for a while might do it next week the muamba ting has shaken me up a bit The way I started researching full body MOT assessments... sh*t has got me paranoid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted March 17, 2012 Report Share Posted March 17, 2012 C/S Didn't go gym today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest28 Posted March 18, 2012 Report Share Posted March 18, 2012 feel like im going mad cant even go sleep gf pissed me off to the max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 damn my ex that kinda fucked me over and went and got married and a yute added me on my bbm im fucked now I'm reminiscing about the backshots that d*ckhead that breed her must have ghosted kmt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Cake Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 dont fall in to that trap bro. avoid that shit. fuck the reminiscing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nem kid Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Anti vent / Leaving ur yard early in the morning and its light and the suns out >>> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Weight Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 Lah man delete her off bb wtf Don't need to be talking to no exes espesh when they have a yute (and previously f*cked you over beforehand) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 yeah i saw the light removed ass so phat mayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flyest Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 lol you didnt delete did you bro 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 i delete fam its a new day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flyest Posted March 19, 2012 Report Share Posted March 19, 2012 pos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NHS is so shit
been meaning to go bupa for a while
might do it next week
the muamba ting has shaken me up a bit
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DRC
The way I started researching full body MOT assessments...
sh*t has got me paranoid
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Mame Biram Diouf
C/S
Didn't go gym today
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Guest28
feel like im going mad
cant even go sleep
gf pissed me off to the max
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The Infamous
damn my ex that kinda fucked me over and went and got married and a yute added me on my bbm
im fucked
now I'm reminiscing about the backshots
that d*ckhead that breed her must have ghosted kmt
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Seymour Cake
dont fall in to that trap bro.
avoid that shit.
fuck the reminiscing
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nem kid
Anti vent
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Leaving ur yard early in the morning and its light and the suns out >>>
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Fighting Weight
Lah man delete her off bb wtf
Don't need to be talking to no exes espesh when they have a yute (and previously f*cked you over beforehand)
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The Infamous
yeah i saw the light
removed
ass so phat mayne
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The Flyest
lol you didnt delete did you bro
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The Infamous
i delete fam
its a new day
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The Flyest
pos
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