Speaking at the Xperia Access Q Awards presentation, Jimmy Carr joked about having to queue to go to the toilet, and said: “So frustrating. All I’m saying is I can see it from Oscar Pistorius’ point of view.”
Despite the 200-strong audience gasping, Jimmy added: “That’s not the controversial bit. Here it comes… I blame her.”
He continued: “If she hadn’t been in that disabled toilet none of this would have happened.”
To the stunned silence he shouted: “It’s the f****** Q Awards, come on.”
somehow spiralled into ched evans vs that bitch case n this guy had the audacity to suggest a lie detector test before going on to say some shit about "memory detectors" that can pull your brainwaves to "read the truth"
apparently they're the reason why "all these cold cases from ten years ago are being brought back up"
somehow spiralled into ched evans vs that bitch case n this guy had the audacity to suggest a lie detector test before going on to say some sh*t about "memory detectors" that can pull your brainwaves to "read the truth"
apparently they're the reason why "all these cold cases from ten years ago are being brought back up"
truss
Them ones when you just gotta say "oh swear down?" and keep it moving.
somehow spiralled into ched evans vs that bitch case n this guy had the audacity to suggest a lie detector test before going on to say some sh*t about "memory detectors" that can pull your brainwaves to "read the truth"
apparently they're the reason why "all these cold cases from ten years ago are being brought back up"
truss
Them ones when you just gotta say "oh swear down?" and keep it moving.
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Jimmys fucked
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^frankie boyle esque lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT0Vz156AdY
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From when South Park haven’t gone in on it yet you know it’s too soon.
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had some big convo about this tday
>> being the only sane man
somehow spiralled into ched evans vs that bitch case n this guy had the audacity to suggest a lie detector test before going on to say some shit about "memory detectors" that can pull your brainwaves to "read the truth"
apparently they're the reason why "all these cold cases from ten years ago are being brought back up"
truss
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Them ones when you just gotta say "oh swear down?" and keep it moving.
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