You know damn well if Idris Elba took you out and said split the bill. You would split the bell, and then blow his phone up till the next date.
You Jelly and all these other women, you dont really know what you want. Thats why you need a man to tell you what you want, and how the ting is gonna run.
idris is an alpha male so i doubt he would even allow a woman to pay for him like little baby boys do
Tbh these days I'll make a decision at the end of the date. If things have gone well and I can see her reaching for her purse and I know I'll see her again I ain't got a problem paying(this usually results in them saying "I'll pay for drinks/the next date").
If I have no intentions of seeing her again or she's sitting there with her 2 long hands when Luigi comes over with the card machine then I'm splitting that CALM.
I remember watching a program on channel 4 about dating apps.
A man took this chick out to an expensive restaurant and was made to buy dinner and a few champagne bottles and the ting even told him to keep topping up her glass like it was an Oyster card and at the end of the date she said she wasn't feeling man.
I remember watching a program on channel 4 about dating apps.
A man took this chick out to an expensive restaurant and was made to buy dinner and a few champagne bottles and the ting even told him to keep topping up her glass like it was an Oyster card and at the end of the date she said she wasn't feeling man.
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agree with hero and local
ffs been spending too much time in the midlands last few weeks
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local
i think i CS'd you aswell lately aswell fella
you might jus be growing up ice, you never know
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jelly
idris is an alpha male so i doubt he would even allow a woman to pay for him like little baby boys do
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jelly
I'm sexy and you know it
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jelly
I am 73 on thursday
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local
great
try browsing in future
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local
such a peculiar sentence
seriously, use your eyes
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SLEAZE BALL
I don't go on dates
But if I did
Paper rock scissors ftw
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Incumbent
is jelly a real person?
can't believe the dumbness being said
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Drift
Nah, just another returning idiot/admin troll-bot.
We haven't had an actual new human being join di forams since Restrictive.
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Lieutenant
Tbh these days I'll make a decision at the end of the date. If things have gone well and I can see her reaching for her purse and I know I'll see her again I ain't got a problem paying(this usually results in them saying "I'll pay for drinks/the next date").
If I have no intentions of seeing her again or she's sitting there with her 2 long hands when Luigi comes over with the card machine then I'm splitting that CALM.
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even if u know ur gonna cover its always good to joke and tell her to split it or pay the whole ting just to see her reaction
give me a similar look and the only other place ill ever take u again is t-lodge
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O Fenomeno
I remember watching a program on channel 4 about dating apps.
A man took this chick out to an expensive restaurant and was made to buy dinner and a few champagne bottles and the ting even told him to keep topping up her glass like it was an Oyster card and at the end of the date she said she wasn't feeling man.
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Mame Biram Diouf
Cuck life
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